Paris When It Sizzles (1964)

paris_when_it_sizzles Unless otherwise noted, all images are my own

This movie was pretty widely panned when it came out, and I’ve got to agree with most of the critics.  (Have I lost you already?)  The first time I saw it I was very disappointed–how could Audrey Hepburn in Paris not be great?  But as I’ve watched it since then, I can find more to enjoy.  There’s plenty here, even if it isn’t a great movie.

It’s certainly an interesting attempt to make an interesting film with lots of meta-moments and intertextual references.

We’ve got William Holden as Richard Benson, a successful screenwriter who is resting on his previous hits and drinking his impressive fee in Bloody Marys.

Audrey Hepburn is Gabrielle Simpson, a secretary, who is sent in to type up Benson’s  new script a few days before his producer is due to arrive in Paris.

Hepburn and Holden had been a great success in 1954’s Sabrina, so they were paired again to recapture that magic.  They had also conducted a not-so-secret love affair during production of that film…an affair which Holden never seemed to completely get over.

He was apprehensive about working with her again, though it seems to have gone alright. During the making of Paris When it Sizzles, Hepburn was married to Mel Ferrer, and Holden was drinking very heavily, just like his character.

Paris When It Sizzles credits

This movie was written by George Axelrod, who penned several great movies, including the adapted screenplay for Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961), starring Audrey Hepburn.  He based his script on a French film called Holiday for Henrietta (1952) by legendary French filmmaker Julien Duvivier and Henri Jeanson.

We open with a helicopter shot of Cannes’ coast.  Alexander Meyerheim (Noël Coward) is the producer who has commissioned Mr. Benson’s script.

Paris When It Sizzles opening

He’s doing what all big-time Hollywood producers do: lounging in a luxurious vacation spot, playing some sort of game with the scoreboard on a beautiful woman’s back, and giving dictation to a bikini-clad secretary.  You know, typical stuff.

He discusses his new project with his companion, who warns him about Mr. Benson’s reliability.  But Meyerheim has faith in him, though he is a little anxious about the script.  That’s why he’s heading to Paris in just a few days.  You can watch the scene here.

Meanwhile, in Paris, Miss Gabrielle Simpson arrives at Mr. Benson’s swanky apartment to discover that there is no script–Mr. Benson hasn’t written a line.

Paris When It Sizzles blank pages

They’ve got two days to cobble something together to hand to Meyerheim.  What antics will ensue?  What romance will unfurl in the City of Lights?  What Givenchy couture will Hepburn parade?

Ever since Sabrina (1954), Givenchy had designed Hepburn’s costumes and her personal wardrobe, including her clothes for Funny Face, How to Steal a Million, and Charade.  He even created a scent for her exclusive use!  On this film, Hepburn demanded that he receive, besides the normal costume credit, an onscreen “perfume” credit!  Seems pretty silly, but there it is.

Paris When It Sizzles Givenchy credit

Anyway, fortunately for her, Miss Simpson has experience working with unorthodox screenwriters, as on her last assignment with a hip New Wave director named Roger Roussan who likes to write about things that don’t happen:

Paris When it Sizzles Holden Hepburn scrabble

Richard is not amused.  He’s an old-fashioned screenwriter who writes movies with action, clever dialogue, switches-on-switches, and love stories.  All that New Wave stuff is a bunch of nonsense, in his opinion.  He also has no love for Method actors, which will come up several times in this film.

It’s interesting/amusing to watch this movie for those moments.  We’ve got two big Hollywood stars who started in movies during the studio era, and who watched the movie business change around them.

Paris When It Sizzles Holden international witIn that way, this movie is a conservative, almost reactionary film railing against the New Wave, method, avant-garde stuff happening all around it.  But it also mocks and parodies “good old-fashioned” films, too.  (One of its problems is that it can’t decide what it is…)

Anyway, it’s pretty clear that Richard has a drinking problem, and that he feels his best work is behind him.  He’s tired, jaded, and buzzed, thanks to an ever-present, somehow always-filled pitcher of Bloody Marys.

Although the movie mocks method actors, in one sad way, William Holden was being pretty method for this film.  He was an alcoholic in real life, and his drinking was especially bad when he made this movie.

He would show up on set in the morning, already drunk, with his pet African bush baby (a small primate) on his shoulder. The director of the film, Richard Quine, tried to keep Holden under control; he’d worked with him a few years earlier on The World of Suzie Wong (1960), but Holden was much worse now.  Quine rented the house next to Holden to try to keep an eye on him, and he even forced the actor to go into a week of treatment towards the end of production.

Back to the movie.  Gabrielle is stunned to find out that Holden hasn’t written a single page.

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn pages

The script is due in two days–what are they going to do?  Get to work, that’s what!  Miss Simpson removes her chic jacket and off they go.

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden working

Time for the film-within-the-film!  We jump from Richard’s suite into his imagination and back again. The only thing Richard has prepared for the movie is a title, so he starts by describing the credit sequence, with loving care lavished on his own credit, and snide comments about the “little people” whom he will mention in his Oscar acceptance speech.  As Richard talks and Miss Simpson types, the credits appear:

Paris When It Sizzles fake credits

When Richard gets to the title, he says  “Cut to the Eiffel Tower. The main title.  The trumpets segue into the inevitable title song. Maybe we can get Sinatra to sing it.” Frank Sinatra’s voice immediately sounds, singing the first lines of a silly title song!

There are some false starts. Richard describes a woman in black standing on the Eiffel Tower checking her watch, then scratches that and moves on to a a scene of a “classically glamorous star, like Marlene Dietrich” pulling up to Christian Dior in her white Rolls Royce, which he changes to a Bentley:

Paris When It Sizzles Marlene Dietrich

Why, it’s actually Marlene Dietrich!  It’s just one of the uncredited cameos sprinkled throughout the movie.  According to Holden’s autobiography, in a scene which didn’t make it into the movie, Dietrich strolled into Dior and picked out a white ermine coat.  After she finished her half day of work, she asked to keep the coat.  George Axelrod, who also produced the film, assumed he’d be able to refuse that request, no problem.  He went to talk to Dietrich, and came back a little while later, very pale, to announce that she was keeping the coat…and the car.

Richard scraps the Dietrich-Dior idea, and they start again.  Between bad ideas and wild, half-formed scenes, Richard explains that he at least knows how the movie will end:

Paris When it Sizzles Holden Hepburn kiss

You can watch the scene here.  It seems a little farfetched that Miss Simpson would go along with this type of behavior, but she seems completely taken with Richard.  As they chat, we find out that she came to Paris to “live” (ugh).  She tells Richard that she has plans to meet a handsome actor for some fun on Bastille Day, which happens to be two days from now.

That sparks Richard’s imagination, and he starts dictating a movie that takes place on Bastille Day and follows a Parisian girl during the celebrations.  The girl is to be named Gabby, and Richard says that she looks remarkably like Miss Simpson.

Gabby meets her date for the day at a small cafe.  Richard turns him into “one of those method actors who scratches and mumbles and pauses a lot, thereby destroying the impeccable rhythm of the author’s prose.”  He describes him as unattractive, but in voiceover Miss Simpson objects, saying that her actual date looks “rather like Tony Curtis.”

Why, it is Tony Curtis!

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He plays the “method actor” who mumbles and pauses and sprinkles his lines with “like” and “uh.”  The whole thing is really goofy, almost too goofy.  One problem about this movie is that no one ever really plays it straight.  It would be okay if just the film-within-the-film was goofy and over-the-top, but when the scenes with Richard and Miss Simpson verge into ridiculousness, it becomes too much.  There’s no straight man.

Fun fact: Tony Curtis was not originally supposed to be in the film.  When Holden went away for his alcoholism treatment, George Axelrod asked Curtis to appear in the movie.  He actually has a pretty big role!

Anyway, in Richard’s script, the Tony Curtis character cancels the date with Gabby (he’s got a role in a Roger Roussan-New Wave film called “No Dancing in The Streets” about a Bastille Day when it rains…)  You can watch it here.

She’s left sad and alone, until a mysterious stranger arrives and pulls her into a dance.  Then we veer off into thriller-territory, with the man telling Gabby to take the hidden microfilm, hit him, and run away.  Trench-coated watchers (they went too far on this joke–by the time the 8th spy appears it’s not funny anymore) spy on Gabby and the mysterious stranger:

Paris When It Sizzles trenchcoats

She hits him and runs, and the trench-coat people give chase.  But suddenly Richard intrudes on the scene in voiceover to say: “Spies in trench coats?  I’m afraid I got carried away, Miss Simpson.  We’ll have to go back.”  And then the scene literally rewinds.

Instead of the spies, now the stranger, who is named Rick, by the way…takes Gabby to a long, luxurious lunch with flowers that match Gabby’s cantaloupe-colored dress.

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden giraffes

Back in the “real world,” Miss Simpson and Richard enjoy their own long, luxurious lunch.  There’s plenty of booze, and Miss Simpson gets tipsy:

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden age

Buzzed Miss Simpson tries her hand at screenwriting, and we get to see it all happen.  In her version of the movie, Rick has been plying Gabby with alcohol so that he can take her back to his cavernous lair.  Suddenly, it’s a vampire movie!

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden vampire

I do find this joke about the vampire’s “lab” with its Bloody Mary fixins’ pretty funny. Fun fact: this was one of the last scenes to be shot.  When Holden returned from his weekend break to shoot it, he had a broken arm. (He’d crashed his Ferrari.)  So they shortened it, and they hide his slinged-arm under the cape.

Miss Simpson continues with her wild story.  Gabby escapes the lair and jumps into a carriage.  She takes off, followed by Rick on a horse.  Suddenly, it’s a western, complete with Indians!

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden chase

It switches to a horse racing movie at the last minute, before taking the chase to the skies!  Now Gabby shoots down Rick, weeping as his plane falls from the clouds:

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden plane

At this point, Richard decides it’s time for Miss Simpson to go to bed.  That’s probably a good idea.

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She retires to her room and we get this nice shot of her updo.

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In no time at all, Miss Simpson changes into her jammies, but realizes she’s forgotten her canary outside…Richard is stunned by her pretty nightie, and I’m impressed by the matching hair ribbon, and the impossible volume of hair it holds back.

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden nightgown

Anyway, the next morning Miss Simpson awakes, chooses a pretty white frock, and leaves her room to discover a trail of pages!

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn filled pages

As she follows the trail, “That Face,” sung by Fred Astaire, plays on the record player.  The song is a reference to Hepburn’s film Funny Face (1957) in which Fred Astaire was a fashion photographer and Hepburn was a reluctant model.  There’s a scene in Funny Face where Astaire is developing huge close-ups of Hepburn’s face, and eventually he and Hepburn dance to the song “Funny Face” in his lab.  You can watch it here.

Richard does a face-framing thing reminiscent of the Astaire number, which ends on a close-up of Hepburn’s face, just like the ones that follow in this film:

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden that face

Here is the Funny Face scene. It takes place in a darkroom.

Funny Face Astaire Hepburn dark room 2

Richard sweeps her into a dance, before abruptly removing the needle from the record:

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden musical

No more dancing!  So far we’ve hit a lot of genres: romantic comedy, thriller, vampire, western, war, racing, and musical.

Just in case the Funny Face references weren’t enough for this scene, Richard does this to Miss Simpson’s bangs:

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden hair

It’s rather like what the barber did to Hepburn’s bangs in Roman Holiday, eh?

Roman Holiday Hepburn barber party

Ahh, intertextual references.  The movie nerd’s favorite thing.  Here’s some more: Richard explains to Miss Simpson that Frankenstein and My Fair Lady are essentially the same story, though one ends happily and the other doesn’t.  Audrey Hepburn was about to star in My Fair Lady (1964)…

Richard worked all night on the script.  He hands it to Miss Simpson on the terrace and she begins reading.  Jump to “The Girl Who Stole the Eiffel Tower!”

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn script

Richard picks up the story at that luxurious lunch.  In this latest version, Rick is an international criminal being watched by the police. His big job is tonight, and he’s picked up Gabby as camouflage to fool the Inspector dogging his tail.

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden lunch

But here’s a switch!  Gabby is a police informant, and her actor date (Tony Curtis) is a policeman!  They’re all working together to bring down Rick!

Rick takes Gabby to a movie studio. His plan is to steal all the prints of a just finished film called “The Girl Who Stole the Eiffel Tower” and then blackmail the producer.  It’s all going swimmingly until Gabby makes a mistake and Richard realizes that she’s working with the police.  Off they go on a chase through the backlot.  It reminds me of the “You Were Meant for Me” number in Singin’ in the Rain (1952) with its use of movie magic on the backlot, but without the dancing.

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden studio chase

Gabby flees through a jungle set and cornered in an absurd bedroom.

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden set

Once there, she almost shoots Rick, before revealing her bluff and her past as a “prostitute with a heart of gold.”

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden studio gun 2

In the writing world, Richard explains to Miss Simpson that the “P with the H of G” is a character impossible to mess up and very reliable…a veiled reference to Hepburn’s role in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.  He also makes a comment about a cat in the rain in a deserted alley…

Anyway, Gabby takes down her hair, revealing the draping on the back of her dress before flipping her hair around with sultry abandon.  She tells Rick that although she is a creature of the streets, she’s still a professional.

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden studio hair

Eventually they find themselves tangled on the bed…dissolve.

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden bed

Miss Simpson is astounded at the turn of events!  She’s also worried that the censors would never allow that last scene, but Richard ensures her that the dissolve keeps them decent.  They could be playing parcheesi on the bed, after all!  It’s rather amusing, because dissolves are, and remain, a handy technique for signaling that time has gone by or for covering up something risqué.

Earlier in the movie, Richard had elaborated on the usefulness of dissolves for speeding up time, then the film used a dissolve to cut from the beginning of Richard and Miss Simpson’s lunch to the end.  Meta fun!

Anyway, after an (acknowledged) gratuitous bathtub scene:

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn bath

…Gabby and Rick head to the costume party at the Eiffel Tower.  Rick raids the studio’s costume collection.  He’s a cowboy, she’s a princess or something.  I’m disappointed in Hepburn’s costume for this scene.  It looks like something you could buy at any Renaissance Faire, and they could have taken anything from the studio’s costume department!  They had a perfectly rational excuse to do something crazy.

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden cab

The party is an excessive, lascivious gathering featuring a cameo by Hepburn’s husband Mel Ferrer (as Dr. Jeckyll/Mr. Hyde), a Charlie Chaplin Little Tramp impersonator, Alexander Meyerheim as the producer, and some dancing ladies.

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden party

Rick makes his play, despite the policeman watching his every move.

Some things happen, Tony Curtis makes another appearance, Mel Ferrer turns into a hairy beast, Casablanca’s famous airport scene gets a big reference, and this happens:

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But that’s just the ending of the film-within-the-film.  Miss Simpson hates it, but the work is finished.  She leaves.  But forgets her bird…a “B-picture device” to reunite the couple if Richard has ever seen one!  He brings the canary back to her at the small cafe where Gabby met Rick to find Miss Simpson with her Bastille Day date.  She’s got her eye out for Richard, though:

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden cafe

What will happen?  Does Miss Simpson have a tendency to fall for damaged men because she thinks she can change them?  Is Richard really all washed up?  Will anyone pay him to write a movie after all of that hogwash?

Who cares?  Hepburn is in a pink party dress with a cute bow in her hair, and there are fireworks and fountains on Bastille Day, plus a final meta-moment:

Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn Holden ending

Hepburn later said that this was one of her least favorite films, although she enjoyed making it.

Production started off a little rocky for her, though; she saw the dailies and thought she was being filmed in a very unflattering way.

So, she lobbied to have cinematographer Claude Renoir fired from the film.  Renoir was the grandson of Pierre Auguste Renoir (Impressionist master) and nephew of Jean Renoir, extremely famous and important filmmaker.  You can imagine the uproar Hepburn caused–you can’t fire a Renoir in France!

The unions threatened to strike, but to his credit, Renoir negotiated a truce and helped get Charles Lang hired to replace him. Lang was the cinematographer on Sabrina, and Hepburn liked the way he filmed her, so she was happy.  Production continued! Fun fact: Lang also worked on Charade and How to Steal a Million.

Fun fact: Just two days after finishing production on this film, Hepburn began work on Charade (1963) with Cary Grant.  It also took place in Paris, and shares some locations with Paris When It Sizzles; for instance, the same Punch and Judy puppet theater near the Theatre Marigny appears during the credits of Paris When It Sizzles, and there’s a fairly long scene there in Charade.

Paris When It Sizzles puppet

If you’re looking for one of the less famous Audrey Hepburn films, and you like references and meta-commentary, and an art-imitating-life-imitating-art with movies within movies, this is the film for you!  Here’s the trailer, enjoy!

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Paris When It Sizzles Hepburn costumes 2


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21 replies »

  1. This was an extremely interesting read! I hated this movie when I first saw it ages ago (it came in a box set of Audrey Hepburn films) but I have to admit that your take on it made me appreciate it a little bit more. 🙂

  2. I haven’t seen this film, but it sounds like one of those projects where a bunch of clever undergraduates toss ideas and laugh at their own jokes and don’t take the time to step back and see how it really plays. Still, I’m curious to see it; it does sound like an American attempt at a New Wave film while simultaneously sending up New Wave filmmaking, without making up its mind what it actually wants to be.

  3. ‘an affair which Holden never seemed to completely get over…’. Can’t blame the chap. Obviously that look in his eyes towards the end of The Wild Bunch was not just ‘acting’. Have yet to see this film, but look forward to doing so after your wonderful breakdown. He’s one of my favourite (and always forgtten about, in some ways) actors and watching Audrey on screen for a couple of hours is as good as any eye balm.

  4. This picture is a guilty pleasure for me. Not so hot, but I like it lots. That Face was written by Lew Spence and Alan Bergman for Fred Astaire and recorded in 1957. Mr. Bergman was courting his future wife Marilyn. She loved Asatire’s voice. That sealed the deal. They married. Alan and Marilyn that is.

  5. i really like this movie so much. Maybe the story isn’t too interesting.. but William Holden and Audrey Hepburn is really charming for me…
    Thanks a lot for the review! 😀

  6. Great review! The reason why I mostly enjoyed this movie when I first saw it (although it hasn’t got a BIG place in my heart) was because of the many movie and show business references, of course, but also because I could relate to the struggle of writing lousy and extremely far-fetched first drafts, being an aspiring filmmaker and writing story ideas myself.

  7. Just watched it again for maybe the third or fourth time. It really is a crazy film, but also quite clever, and Holden and Hepburn are very entertaining. I appreciated your review!

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